luischocolatier:

jewish-harley-quinn:

hidingoutbackstage:

Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

Me: oh okay she’s lipsynching her song

Me: Is that-

Me:

anistarrose:

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

wife-leaver:

wife-leaver:

I feel like him

*does this*

toonaviv:

BLONDE BOY JUMPSCARE

bonus bc this dynamic is hilarious to me: 

Keep reading

devilllain:

He’s losing it

bettysweep:

the absolute BEST rival dynamic is where one of them is like “you are my equal unlike any other, you respect me and my power even if you disagree with my methods, i will only die by your hand and you by mine, perhaps i want your attention perhaps i love you, together we challenge each other to unseen heights, we are each other’s destiny, we are intrinsically linked,” and the other person is genuinely like “please die”

ofdarklands:

spiribia:

it’s so funny that hydaelyns love for wol is framed as such a gentle and kind thing because it truly is in several aspects but also like she violently physically suplexes you every time you meet her face to face and she loves it. she used to beat the shit out of me on clump penguin and then waited 12000 years to beat the shit out of me on clump penguin rewritten. and that was her life goal she literally held onto existence for eons so she could meet wol again and bodyslam them and then died in peace immediately after she accomplished it

#oh my god hydaelyn’s parental relationship with us #is basically the exact same as Godbert with Hildibrand (x)

imlizy:

catch me in the street using my froglike tongue to grab people’s airpods and eating them for the nutrient

cripplecrisis:

aliveburs:

aliveburs:

i really like memes like this. they are truthful, and there is a cat involved. just a big fan all around.

here’s some more i’ve gathered since making this post btw.

of the sort

spoopup:

my first post here *shaking like a chihuahua*